Love makes us stupid, sometimes.

“I smashed his hand as hard as I could with the Wiffle bat."Ow!" he screamed.Car…”

“Oh it just gives me the heebie-jeebies”

“I didn't care who kissed you first as long as I kissed you last.”

“You planning top kill me with a Wiffle bat?" [Carson asked]"Yeah.""Why?" he ask…”