Love smells like a flower in bloom. A flower that's sitting on a pile of steaming feces.

“Newt Gingrich, buddy, the people of the United States don’t like you. And the o…”

“I don’t want to be the best man at your wedding. I have bigger goals than that!…”

“Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would…”

“If a cold breeze signifies a ghost, then the arctic must be really haunted. I’m…”