Make mine a weasel, I said to the crowd of mostly rodents and lawyers.

“Goodbyes, they often come in waves.”

“I respect my elders, but I don’t respect the Myelders, who are my neighbors, be…”

“I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough …”

“I made a necklace out of seashells, but I lost it at the beach. I don’t think I…”