Male or female, if my name were either Don or Dawn, I’d be up at sunrise to celebrate the glory that is me.

“I am the minister in The Ministry of Scarcity, but I’m not ordained because the…”

“-Good thing you don’t own a mirror, Mr. Mirrorless, or you’d see how ugly you a…”

“I’m at the top of my game. And that game is Monopoly. I’m standing on the board…”

“We’ve got a tortilla chip type of love. So am I to blame if I’m looking for a l…”