Man should have a solid foundation under his feet, and a roof over his mouth.

“I visited my old haunt, but somehow without all my old friends there with me, t…”

“I’m divorced, in debt, and I can’t grow sideburns. Sometimes I get depressed, b…”

“I spoke the word “moo” into a glass of water, hoping to change the structure of…”

“A brick could be used to destroy your mannequin lover. It’s the only proper thi…”