Marriage is the dearth of sex as we know it.

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“I want to start a company called “We Do.” My tagline will be: We at We Do do wh…”

“Working the grill all those years, I just got burned out.”

“If you strip away my flowery language, you’ll figure out I’m really talking abo…”