Maybe is forgettable. Only yes and no are memorable. Be bold with your love and say yes to yes and no to no.

“A brick could be used to enhance your social status. Just affix it to the hood …”

“I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he wa…”

“The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eatin…”

“I can’t tell you how much I love @Gatorade. Wait, I’m sorry. I always get Gator…”