Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer.

“Me encantaría creer en un mundo invisible. Eso destruiría todo el sufrimiento y…”

“I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his foo…”

“And I want Seth dead. Worse than dead, I want him fat and bloated with water an…”

“Some people still think knowledge is power.”