Me and my wife are happy. At least when we are not together.

“There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody c…”

“What is life without death? That's like asking what is peanut butter without je…”

“I had an arranged marriage. If I didn’t, how would anybody know when and where …”

“Her message was short: “Any kids?” So I wrote, “Sure. But it might take me a fe…”