Me mating with a midget is like a skyscraper having sex with a cathedral. But still I’d like to try. Just not while mass is in session.

“If I shake your hand, will I get my fingerprints all over your fingertips? I ho…”

“I’m reminded of a story I told my 5th grade class in the 4th grade.”

“I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the s…”

“The US has the highest incarceration rate in the world. I don’t want to release…”