Meditate?” I took my head out from under the pillow, shook dark hair back from my face, and rolled over on my side to look at him. “Excuse me, but the closest I ever got to having a spiritual awakening was dating a yoga instructor. Once.

“Geek cred points for trying to stump me, but sorry, you'll have to do better th…”

“I just—we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn’t, um—’’‘‘Yeah, yo…”

“You are not my high school crush, idiot.”“Great. I can die happy, then.”

“Your father's an asshole. It's not a disease. You don't have to catch it.”