Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

“I am covered with fine gold," said the Prince, "you must take it off, leaf by l…”

“Well, she wore far too much rouge last night, and not quite enough clothes. Tha…”

“MRS ALLONBY Is she such a mystery?LORD ILLINGWORTH She is more than a mystery -…”

“My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.”