Men and women think about love differently. The main difference is that men simply don’t think about it.

“I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watc…”

“Most people wear mind blindfolds. I think that’s stupid. I wear blindfolds over…”

“There’s cat feces in my Batman costume, and all the lines in my screenplay were…”

“I could tell by their audible gasps that the people on the beach were jealous o…”