Men are from vaginas, and women are from women.

“A great gift would be a cheap pen, mounted on a wooden plaque, with the accompa…”

“The smell of coffee was enough to wake up my neighbors. In a display of gratitu…”

“I serve the people. Am I a politician? No, I’m just a greedy and corrupt waiter.”

“If birthdays fell from the sky like Saturdays shaped like saxophones, I’d learn…”