Men are the fleas in the gray beard of God, and I’m just itching to meet Him.

“Everything east of the Mississippi is west of the Mississippi, if you just keep…”

“The eyes in the frying pan looked tasty. But as good as they looked, it wasn’t …”

“I just got circumcised, and to help the homeless, I’m going to make a tent out …”

“-I don’t want you to do anything.-Well then I won’t do anything.
-Thank you.
-D…”