Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.


“The couch was wide enough for two, but I sat in it alone. Was I obese in body—o…”

“I keep a large map of the world hanging above my bed. Everybody wants to own la…”

“My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.”

“A brick could be used in a heart transplant operation. And for just $25,000 mor…”