Met a guy named Bill once. We met in Williamsburg and discussed the Bill of Rights and duck’s beaks.

“No matter how much water a sink takes on, it never lives up to its name. The Ti…”

“It is possible to be in two dreams at once. If I dream about you, and you are a…”

“What more proof do you need to illustrate how America is the land of the free t…”

“I don’t like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics.
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