More than anything, I just want to be somebody. Somebody like my own clone.

“A meme, what is it? Is it a doubly selfish cultural reference that’s all about …”

“I make love sensually, and without the aid of a fancy recipe. I just open the b…”

“I could be the man of your dreams. I could also be the alarm clock, stealing yo…”

“I think all toys should be invisible. Not only would they improve children’s im…”