Mosquito snobs sit on STOP signs trying to get out all the red.

“I am the bow of love. I’m also the bow of hate. Same spelling, different pronun…”

“I am patriotic. When the Pledge of Allegiance is going on, I solemnly place my …”

“I want to be the world’s safest fashion designer. And I always wear my seatbelt…”

“A brick could be used as a period on a really large sentence. A blanket could b…”