Most kids start talking by age two. I didn't say a word until I was twelve. I was just angry and defiant I guess. My first word wasn't "Mom" or "Dad." It was "No.

“I’d never name my kid Mark, for fear he’d be a target—a mark.”

“A brick could be used to help you to become a karate master, like I am. It’s ea…”

“I won’t pick up your bad habits. They look heavy and I’ve got a bad back. Plus,…”

“Maybe is forgettable. Only yes and no are memorable. Be bold with your love and…”