Most people buy the highest quality television sets, only to watch the lowest quality television shows.


“The internet is a knowledge omelet. Sometimes I just want the purity of scrambl…”

“Love means the world to me. But so does a globe.
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“I’m growing an Abe Lincoln beard. On my ball sack.”

“The commodity I sell is nonsense. Condiments sold separately. Ah, but that’s li…”