Most people wear mind blindfolds. I think that’s stupid. I wear blindfolds over my eyes.

“Smaller plates discourage gluttony. But so does dining with dwarves.”

“Being an only child makes me the oldest child and the youngest child. And the m…”

“I like to use my influence for good, rather than evil. And in this case, the go…”

“I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them.”