Most writers might as well write in invisible ink, because if what they’re writing is forgettable, it might as well be invisible too.

“I lay warm in bed like a melted marshmallow in a graham cracker. I really wish …”

“I’ve had the paperwork sitting on my desk for the past nine months, waiting to …”

“Earwax is nothing more than sound boogers. I’m too congested to hear anything b…”

“LIberty is slavery. Or, well, you already know. P.S. Can you find my logo in th…”