Mothers are multi-taskers.

“Ok. don't panic. Don't panic. It's only a VISA bill. It's a piece of paper; a f…”

“It'll be George Michael all over again," Dad mutters darkly to Mum, and I give …”

“Oh, my God, you smiled! Mr. American Frown actually smiled!""Must have been a m…”

“We both gaze down at my swollen tummy for a while. I still can't quite get my h…”