Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who give Mr. Shit a bad name.

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“An elephant walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “What can I get for you?”…”

“I looked him in the eyes and said, “I don’t trust you.” I’ll tell you, it’s lik…”

“You can call me Dr. Love. I’ve got a PhD from Cupid University. My degree came …”