Music has the power to shake society, especially if the bass is turned way up.

“I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste.”

“I try not to sell myself short, unless I’m giving myself a great price on the s…”

“I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watc…”

“I come bearing gifts in the form of junk food. You’re welcome. I would have bro…”