Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.

“I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a t…”

“A brick could be used like sandpaper, to smooth out a cat’s rough tongue.
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“I’m so lowbrow that I don’t want to grow a unibrow, but I do want to grow a uni…”

“The best part about bowling is pouring in the cereal and the milk. I’ve always …”