Muurp," muurped Edwart.

“I balked. Another vampire? I guess it made sense; the states of the Pacific Nor…”

“And when I have to step in puddles, he lays himself down in the water so I can …”

“Rebellion is all we'll be talking about. Love is revolution, a kind of coup d'é…”

“Germs contagious, contagious alert!But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!”