My 30th birthday happened once too often to remember fondly. I spilled all my love that night, despite a lid being on the bucket it was splashing around in.

“Bricks could be used to pad the pockets of crooked politicians. Why stuff their…”

“Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off.”

“A brick could be used to sell tickets to a new sport called Glurping. If you th…”

“I have a mansion of an imagination, and I cordially invite you to come sleep in…”