My advice is don’t take advice from anybody. This is good advice, and as such, it’s bad advice.

“My wife and I make love every night, sometimes even to each other.”

“If a man is powerful, then his rival must therefore also be powerful. The other…”

“Pillow talk always puts me to sleep. I’d rather chat about bed sheets, which ca…”

“A car is a couch with wheels. My windshield wipers don’t work, so I’ve decided …”