My advice is to write in the nude. Unless you do your writing in a public restroom, and in that case, I’d recommend wearing flip flops.

“I prefer to let my voice do all the talking for me.”

“A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere, an…”

“I’ve often been told I fight like a girl, probably because from the moment I wh…”

“As long as you are wearing a hat made out of shingles, you’ll always have a roo…”