My asshole is supportive of me. No matter what, good or bad, it’s always right there behind me.

“We’re different, you and I. I am a Rorschach Test, and you, you are a butterfly…”

“I looked him right in his eyes and I said, “I don’t like you, Cyclops.” Then I …”

“Despite being tired, I couldn’t sleep. Sometimes having a functioning penis can…”

“It is possible to be in two dreams at once. If I dream about you, and you are a…”