My asshole smells like a bookstore. So, are you a big reader?

“A brick could be used to represent society as a whole. But to represent society…”

“Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and t…”

“Up until I saw the hair in my food, it was delicious. You know, cannibalism isn…”

“Love has boundaries, like a map, and I guess that makes me a cartographer. Don’…”