My ball sack is like a bubblegum bubble, only with slightly less bubblegum flavor, and a little more fun to chew on. Just ask your grandma.

“She must have said wear flip-flops, but I heard flippers. I might not have been…”

“The couch was green, so I felt comfortable wiping my boogers on it. I just wish…”

“When bananas blush, they turn brown, not red. And when tomatoes blush, you’ve p…”

“All men are created Equal. Some just have more Splenda.”