My bed is better than all the rest. That’s why I just stand there staring at it, rather than actually laying down and getting some rest.

“Knowing where you come from is just as important as knowing who you aren’t. You…”

“When I need to be in two places at once, make two decisions at once, that’s wha…”

“A brick could be used to increase your annual sales. But before you can sell, y…”

“A uniform is like a paint job on a person. I like women who drive cars that are…”