My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.

“The days float on like a feather in the wind, but at the end of the week, I’m s…”

“Wrinkles don’t signify old age, they signify a lack of ironing skills or a dear…”

“What’s furry, has four legs, and meows? My dinner, before I killed and cooked i…”

“This is my logo for Billy Ross Landscaping”