My cat will love you more than me. He won’t love you more than he loves me, but he will love you more than I love you.

“I run a Falconi Four operation out of my garage. If you’re not familiar with Ve…”

“I’m not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, I’m…”

“A brick could be translated into Spanish, and then used to landscape a lawn.
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“I’d like to change my name, as my father isn’t worthy of having the same last n…”