My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life, no?

“Some people create war and misery, some create wealth and money, and some creat…”

“The way the crotch of my jeans are constructed makes it look like I have an ere…”

“A blanket could be used to tell you I love you. You know I do. And I’m not just…”

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed ador…”