My children don’t even know my name, and it’s no excuse that they haven’t even been born yet.

“My 30th birthday will be arriving in a few months. It’s not arriving unexpected…”

“A blanket could be used to represent the Rectangle of Desire. In nine out of te…”

“The moon is an orbital albino, and it gets tons of sunlight, so I propose Opera…”

“My name is heroic. You just have to rearrange all the letters, and possibly rep…”