My clones just honored me with the 2012 Man of the Year Award. But I wasn’t fooled—I knew they were really honoring themselves.

“Life: Don’t count the minutes, count your blessings.”

“A blanket could be used to sail with the wind. That wind is provided by my ceil…”

“I could see that she was eager to please and impress me, and I was excited to s…”

“I’m as deadly as a marine, when compared to marine plant life. It took lots of …”