My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to the bottom of the cup, where all the sugar is. I wonder if life is the same way as we approach the end.

“I’d like to play a game of Marco Polo—in the 13th century.”

“When I think of the Middle Ages I think of castles, Catholicism, and taking you…”

“The problem with ebooks is you can’t get booger smears on the pages.”

“I was crying on the inside, but on the outside, to the casual observer, and to …”