My commentary's hilarious, not witty.

“Estoy confundido. No consigo leer tus señales. Unas veces si, otras no. Dices q…”

“My nails dug into his back, and he trailed his lips down the edge of my chin, d…”

“Εριξα μια ματια προς τον Ντιμιτρι και αυτο που ειδα μου εκοψε την ανασα. Ο Ντιμ…”

“Okay, so. You, Belikov, the Alchemist, Sonya Karp, Victor Dashkov, and Robert D…”