My crotch is the center of my body, but not the center of my being. That would be my asshole.

“If I get on the elevator on the ground floor, the building has no basement, and…”

“I want to meet and marry a girl with the same last name as me, so I can show ho…”

“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scra…”

“To save the environment—and my childhood memories, I merged a gas station pump …”