My cup is empty. I don’t think I’m wearing it in the right spot.

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“On my recent trip to Washington DC, I wore a hat I made out of a tin funnel tha…”

“The car wash sign said, “Free Vacuums.” So I told them I wanted a high-powered …”

“A brick could be used in place of a parachute, and a blanket could be used as a…”