My dad taught me everything I know about being a man, and most of what I know about being a woman. The rest I had to learn from textbooks.

“A blanket could be used to water down the water. Don’t do it now! Wait until I …”

“A blanket could be used to deliver the darkness on a platter of light. But I’d …”

“Most people have a list of 100 books to read before they die, or 100 places to …”

“I met a man named Birthday. I didn’t tell him when I was born, because I though…”