My employer made me take a drug test. I got them all the answers right except for Viagra. On that question my mind went limp.

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“I’m trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.”

“I am a people person, and I know how to make people feel comfortable, especiall…”

“A haunted house could be used like a Band-Aid to stop a bleeding brick. But why…”