My ex girlfriend and I go long periods of time without speaking to each other. And in between those extended stretches, we fill the time with silence.

“I want to have a punctuation mark on my face. I’d like to shape my mustache int…”

“With cars I like newer models, but with people I like older models. Why aren’t …”

“My friend had sex with half of all the women in the city. I think he had sex wi…”

“I've been able to sleep with my eyes open ever since I started watching basebal…”