My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology.

“I’ll show you my nipples if you show me yours. It’s a good deal, because I’m of…”

“I’m 30% in love, and if I ever rise to 70%, then I’ll be 100% in love. But I’ll…”

“It’s good if you think bad thoughts, because at least you’re thinking. That’s m…”

“Love doesn’t just have arms to embrace you; it also has arms that attach to the…”