My ex girlfriend was exquisite, and my current one is quisite.

“A brick could be dropped at the feet of your enemy, as a gift, as an insult, as…”

“With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so yo…”

“I can’t work well when I am under stress. It reduces me to normalcy. Stress is …”

“She wants the kids, the cars, the house, and the white picket fence. I said sur…”