My ex was a BBW, but she looked Ok. Actually, she looked more like Tx.

“He’s got the curly Irish hair. You can’t eat him because he might be your fathe…”

“Is that a ziggurat in your pocket or are you just Mesopotamia? You should know …”

“He said that he said it—a second he, not a man named He. And not He-Man either.”

“Male or female, if my name were either Don or Dawn, I’d be up at sunrise to cel…”